from Anonymous on 26/07/2016
First of all I would like to say how amazing the CleanU team are, Oli from CleanU helped me throughout the entire order considering I had a certain deadline and urgency to get it.
In any case!
I had a certain date where a friend of mine (I will call him Piggy because he is fat) wanted to watch me piss in a cup, now, I am very stage shy and cannot piss while someone watches me, so I had to look for a solution.
Thankfully, I came across the ScreenyWeeny 5.0 and it was the only solution!
Because of the dedication of the CleanU team and German postmanship the package arrived the day before the date, and it took just 5 minutes of practice and fitting before I was ready with it, the details are very simple because it is so simple and straightforward to use!
When the fateful day came and I stood in that frightening W/C stall (lets say Piggy is not a very nice person) and Piggywas behind me, I casually opened my jeans and pulled out my White Mulatte (it fits my skin colour even!) ScreenyWeeny and peed with no shame or fear, Piggy even took the courtesy of testing my piss in a lab!
I am happy to say his TEST CAME BACK 100% CLEAN
In conclusion should you need a party gag or solution to a similar fearful situation, this is the absolute holy grail of solutions, the price tag means nothing when you are buying peace of mind (and clean tests) !
THANK YOU CLEANU TEAM YOU ARE ABSOLUTE LIFESAVERS!
With much Gratitude,
A satisfied (and stoned af!) client
Hab ein wenig experimentieren müssen
from Anonymous on 25/11/2013
Hallöchen Cleanu Team
Das ist eine echt gute Erfindung. Kann ich weiterempfehlen. Hab ein wenig experimentieren müssen wegen der richtigen Temperatur. Darf ja nicht mehr haben wie 37 grad höchstens und unter 33 grad. Für den Test ne halbe Stunde vorher auf 40 grad bringen. Dann hast man die ideale Temperatur zur Messung. Danke Euch, hat mir den Arsch gerettet. MfG.